UPDATED FOR 3.1 😁! PSA #1: Healers are the white mages of the group. No one f**ks with the white mage, because they’re the ones keeping you alive PSA #2: Both Barbara’s healing abilities scale off HP, not ATK or…
UPDATED FOR 2.7😁! PSA #1: Healers exist to take care of you. If your DPS gets a boo boo, they slap that flex seal on it and toss their butt back into action PSA #2: Both Noelle’s abilities scale off…
Yae Miko (literally referenced as Ei/Raiden’s only friend lmao…) Element: Electro Weapon: Catalyst Pros: Consistent Electro procs Extremely low CDs Massive AoE Has CRIT% as hidden stat High damage multipliers Low maintenance gameplay Viable as burst DPS Cons: 90 cost…
Ayato Kamisato (He’s like the CIA equivalent of the Kamisato household. Operates sneaky beaky like) Element: Hydro Weapon: Sword Pros: 24/7 Hydro procs Extremely low CDs Strong and reliable self-buffs Has CRIT DMG as hidden stat Decent AoE Insanely fast…
UPDATED FOR 2.6 😁! PSA #1: Support’s job is to make DPS’ job much easier. Pretty much the wing man of the team if juicy damage numbers were a lady PSA #2: Both Venti’s abilities scale off ATK. This is…
Updated for 3.4 😁! PSA #1: Supports are like those method actors that take a class on how to lethally use a spear, just so they make your DPS look good in movies. PSA #2: Both Yun Jin’s abilities scale…
UPDATED FOR 2.6 😁! PSA #1: Support’s are like Q from James Bond. Your DPS can’t look cool doing their thang without cool gadgets, so make sure you’re doing your job PSA #2: Both Sucrose’s abilities scale off ATK. She…
UPDATED FOR 3.1 😁! PSA #1: DPS are the protagonists of your team. The rest of the members literally only exist to make the DPS look like a god PSA #2: Both Xiangling’s abilities scale with ATK. She’s no longer…
UPDATED FOR 3.2 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is that friend who doesn’t look like they workout, but secretly have an 8-pack and shredded. Make sure to stay on their good side 😮 PSA #2: Both Yae Miko’s abilities scale…
UPDATED FOR 2.8 😁! PSA #1: A Support is that one friend that always plays the Tank in an MMORPG, and willing to do the boring job so their DPS friends can have fun! PSA #2: Both Thoma’s abilities scale…
UPDATED FOR 2.5 😁! PSA #1: Enablers are there to make your main DPS look cooler by “enabling” them to do more damage via elemental reactions. Elemental reactions scale off ELEMENTAL MASTERY PSA #2: Both Fischl’s abilities scale off ATK.…
UPDATED FOR 2.5 😁! PSA #1: A Support is like eating a hotdog with no condiments. Yeah, it’ll still taste pretty good, but why eat a pretty good hotdog when you can eat a bomb ass hotdog instead? PSA #2:…
Yun Jin (Xinyan’s #1 fan — literally, she goes out of her way to listen to Xinyan) Element: Geo Weapon: Polearm Pros: Extremely strong Normal Attack buffer Viable as sub-DPS Not reliant on constellations Has ER% as hidden stat High…
UPDATED FOR 2.4 😁! PSA #1: Supports are like cheese. They kinda get stinky and boring if you eat it by itself, but pair it with other foods (DPS)? They make everything taste better (unless you’re lactose intolerant) PSA #2:…
UPDATED FOR 3.1 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is the captain of a pirate crew. They just tell their crewmates what to do so their job gets easier. Make sure to help your captain or walk the plank (it’s cause…
UPDATED FOR 2.4 😁! PSA #1: Cocogoat PSA #2: Both Ganyu’s abilities scale off ATK, and as an adepti oh BOY does she smack hard. Must be all that cocogoat milk she’s hoarding, making her bones strong and all PSA…
UPDATED FOR 2.4 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is a literal GOD and their team is their worshipers. Worship your god and they’ll make your enemies disappear; otherwise, you better start praying PSA #2: Both Zhongli’s abilities scale off ATK,…
Shenhe (Chong’s aunty, but our mommy 😳) Element: Cryo Weapon: Polearm Pros: 24/7 Cryo procs Strong buffs/debuffs Viable as sub-DPS Has ATK% as hidden stat High damage multipliers Decent AoE Extremely easy to gear/play Good energy generation Cons: Q is…
UPDATED FOR 2.8 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is yo mama. They run the house, and as long as your supports do their job, the DPS won’t get angry. Don’t forget to eat the dishes, clean your homework, and do…
UPDATED FOR 2.4 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is the cool cat who makes everything look easy. He’s that one guy in your friend group that’s just super attractive because the rest of your friends are ugly D: (but you’re…
UPDATED FOR 3.4 😁! PSA #1: DPS are the main protagonists. Absolutely dog at everything other than getting hurt and doing a lot of damage! PSA #2: Both Xiao’s abilities scale off ATK and OH BOY does he scale well.…
PSA #1: A Support is the group mate that quietly does their part of the work, but finishes quickly so they also help you out on yours. Keep your Supports alive and happy if you want some help! PSA #2:…
Arataki Itto (deathly allergic to beans…) Element: Geo Weapon: Claymore Pros: Consistent Geo procs Insane self-buffs Has CRIT% as hidden stat High damage multipliers Extremely easy to gear/play High single target DPS Decent AoE with Superlative Not reliant on constellations…
PSA #1: Supports are the cheerleaders of your team. There too boost your morale and make sure your DPS’ do their damn best to win. Go team, go! PSA #2: Both Gorou’s abilities scale off DEF, and boy does he…
Updated for 3.4 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is that one drunk friend at parties who just wants to ram his head into the nearest wall, and then do it again and again and again. Take care of your DPS…
Updated for 2.5 😁! PSA #1: Healers are the White Mages of the party. If they die your party wipes, and that’s why nobody f**ks with the White Mage. PSA #2: Both Kokomi’s abilities scale off Max HP, and she’s…
Updated for 3.1 😁! PSA #1: A DPS and their Supports have a unique relationship: DPS bullies the Supports into doing their homework, then hands it in to look like they’re really smart — that is a DPS PSA #2:…
UPDATED FOR 2.6 😁! PSA #1: A DPS punishes those who bully your team with cold, divine retribution (just like I want Rosaria to do to me) PSA #2: Both Rosaria’s abilities scale off ATK, and she’s extremely straightforward to…
UPDATED FOR 2.5 😁! PSA #1: A DPS is a muscle head. They need muscles and nothing else, but they can’t get gains without that protein shake. Your team is that protein shake, and your damage is that muscle. PSA…
